Hello, Fellow Newgrounders I Have Found AND Commited Myself To a New And Great Religion Where Everyone Have To Bow Down To The Brubakers, I Am A Eyewitness Meaning I Have Knowledge About Crime! I Tell Everything I Know To My New God The Priests Are Simply Teachers Of The Religion, why even Harry & His Son Have Converted Into This Religion! I Know What Your Saying...Even Marie? Well Even Marie... I Was A Christian But That Was Then And This Is Now Yes I Know Im Not The Brightest Bulb On The Tree But I Do Have Street Smarts Before This Religion I Was An Alchoholic But Now Im Clean And Sober! After I Joined This Group I Felt Pride And Glory I Was Also A Taxi Driver! I Used To Drive Around Miss Daisy And I Had A Girlfriend... I Lost Her In An Accident She Used To Tell Me Lean On My Me! Oh God How I Miss Her...I Remember She Used To Call Me Johnny Handsome! And We Used To Go To The Bonfire of the Vanities! And Talk About The Civil War! She Left Me A Note In Her Favourite Book Before She Passed Away It Said The Power Of One Is Unforgiven! She Used To Make Up Her Own Language! She Said Bopha! Instead Of Spoon! Her Favourite Movie Was The ShawShank Redemption... She Died In the Outbreak Of Se7en... She Got Stung By A Bee And It Caused A Chain Reaction Imploding Her Stomach.. Her Name Was Moll Flanders She Made A Book Called Cosmic Voyage Of Amistad After That I Took The Long Way Home To Get Buff And Kissed All The Girls! After That Was The Incident In The Hard Rain I Got Punched In The Stomach Causing A Deep Impact I Got Examined By The Hot Nurse Betty And Got Put Under Inspection.. Then Along Came A Spider The Sum Of ALL Fears Hes Done Some High Crimes His Name Was Bruce Almighty The Dreamcatcher... People Call Him Levity He Was The Cause Of The Drug War And Sold A Million Dollar baby! He Made A Book Called The Hunting Of The President He Was Also Included In The Big Bounce And He Has An Unfinished life... He Cause The War Of The Worlds... And He Made The March Of The Penguins into a movie, how could he? it's just a bunch of penguin's marching Then Thats When Batman Begins... Batman Was Unleashed into the world! Like Edison Force! He Signed The Contract... And He Has The Lucky Number Slevin By his Side He Sold It For 10 Items Or less... And The Spider Changed His Name To Evan Almighty And Married A Girl A Few Days Later They Had The Feast Of Love Then He Was Gone, Baby, Gone He Went To Check Off One More Thing From The Bucket List And Is Wanted... He Is Also Known As The Love guru Because Of His Looks And A Few Years Later He Got Changed Into An Honorable Knight! He Only Comes Out At Night So He Is Known As The Dark Knight He Slaughtered 5 People And Went To Jail, The Murder Took Place At The Prom Night In Mississippi When He Came Back his Body Was As Thick As Theives! And Took A Chance In One More Hiest...The Maiden Heist With A Co-Partner Named Invictus He Was All Red With A Dolphin Tale And Told The True Confessions Of Charlotte Doyle ANYWAY! The Religion Is About Morgan Freeman Or Something...